The Audit
Wizard
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QUESTION: Why do lawyers display a copy of their bar association cards on their dashboards?
ANSWER: So they can park in handicapped zones. |
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," assured his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere." | ||||||
| A quote attributed to one of America's founder, John Adams, in the play 1776: "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two useless men are called a law firm, and three useless men or more become a congress. | ||||||
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